What I do isn't up to you.
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i just saw this picture of shrek
and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob
tears are coming out of my eyes
NO NO NO NO NO
“That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.”
OH MY GOD IT GOT BETTER/WORSE
(via mishacollon)
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I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets with patches on the side. When I got to college, as I was walking across campus one day, I ripped off a little flyer for this sketch-comedy group. It ended up being one of the greatest things I’ve ever done.
Marry
Me
(via thebigmamadiaries)
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SO HOT
FUCKING HATE YOU^I DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE THIS WAS CALEB AND WREN AT FIRST OMFG
(via i-cannothide-this)
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it’s not even windy her hair just does that
The queen
QUEEN B
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I Just Want to be Chased
Is there anyone out there who is willing to go after me no matter what? Stay with me through all my achievements and mistakes? Honestly, I’m sick of chasing after people who care care less about my well being. I’m sick of all these feeling I’m going through. I’m tired of all this waiting and running around. Why can’t someone just tell me they like me and would do anything to make sure I’m happy? Is that hard to ask?
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#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight
(via i-cannothide-this)
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team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter
(via i-cannothide-this)
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if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea tooIf you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
(via i-cannothide-this)
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in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
Yes.
Good.
You go, boy.
Four for you boy! You go boy!
(via love-like-a-sinner)
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people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
(via i-cannothide-this)
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MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
(via batrickstump)
